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I like the head.:3
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If you sparkle, you're probably blinded by your own nose in the sunlight!
The suggestion for the scales from me would try to make them a little more rounder, but whatever floats your boat. :3
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<trigga>Ow.
<trigga>I just stapled the roof of my mouth.
<trigga>I was holding the stapler in my mouth, and it started slipping so i bit down...
Whoot! Thanks for the fave! ^-^
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Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
I dont Suffer From Insanity. I enjoy every second of it.
Thank you! ^_^
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Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
I dont Suffer From Insanity. I enjoy every second of it.
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<trigga>Ow.
<trigga>I just stapled the roof of my mouth.
<trigga>I was holding the stapler in my mouth, and it started slipping so i bit down...
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Jesus- My anti-drug
A.J.: I don't care who you are or what weapons you've got! I WILL DEFEAT YOU!!!
Benji: O______O *drops XBox controller* Cuz... you're scaring me....
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Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
I dont Suffer From Insanity. I enjoy every second of it.
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Jesus- My anti-drug
A.J.: I don't care who you are or what weapons you've got! I WILL DEFEAT YOU!!!
Benji: O______O *drops XBox controller* Cuz... you're scaring me....
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"There is more stupidity then hydrogen in the Universe, and it has a longer shelf life" ~Frank Zappa
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